1 July 2008

Glastonburycherrygobyebye.


Well, Glastonbury was simply brilliant. Here is a flavour of my Glastonbury:

Thursday -
Arrive, walk a mile or so dragging my body weight (probably more) in stuff. Set up camp explore the site, rain, heavy rain, hard rain, mud, thick mud, Roisin Murphy. Highlight of the set was her doing 'Suspicious Minds'. The Levellers.

Friday -
Showers (as in rain, not as in washing) thick, thick mud. Alabama 3 Open their set with "Have you given your infants acid? If you haven't given your infants acid yet, now is the time to do it. Acid never hurt no infant, no harm, no way". Candi Staton- highlight 'You Got the Love'. Lupe Fiasco, Fun Lovin' Criminals, then get over to the John Peel stage for Reverend and the Makers. Followed this with a bit of mooching around and catching some of Kings of Leon at the pyramid.

Saturday -
Sunshine with patchy cloud, ground drying out, making the transition from wellies to flip flops about 2ish. Even getting some shirt-off action a bit later. Martha Wainwright, Seasick Steve and Crowded House at the pyramid - quite honestly a privalidge to be there, sheer joy. Bumming about for a bit, catching a couple of smaller acts and DJs. Los Camposinos, Human Vocal Orchestra, Last of the Shadow Puppets and the wonderfully, camply and playfully spiritual MGMT. Off to the other stage for (instead of Jay-Z) Massive Attack. Aside from several musical highlights was Grant Marshall getting involved in the discussion about Jay-Z headlining saying "There's all this nonsense around about hip-hop not fitting with the tradition of the festival, if you want tradition you might aswell go back to fu+£ing church. If you ask me, tradition with this place is hanging out with strangers, getting your head fu+£ing Banjaxxed!" 'Banjaxxed' a word not used often enough i don't think.

Sunday -
Dry and hot, continuing with the flip flop theme. Pack up and drag everything (minus some food and beer) back to the car. Spend some time at the other stage, regrettably starting with an almost embarrassing Newton Faulkner. Fortunately Scouting for Girls were suprisingly good and pick the whole thing up. Then the mighty Mark Ronson (though he should have been billed as 'Mark Ronson and friends'). More mooching, then to the pyramid for Leonard Cohen. He was, as is to be expected, awesome. The highlight of the whole festival: the moments during which the sun disappears over the horizon he does (and in fact so do the whole of the enormous crowd) 'Hallelujah'. Tears. - love is not a victory march, it's a cold and it's a broken 'hallelujah' - Finally The Verve to tie things off. They were brilliant too and obviously their highlight was 'bitter sweet symphony'. Then to the tent to pack up the last bit of stuff and off to the car to sit stationary in traffic for two hours and not make it back to my folks place until 5am!

12 comments:

Sean Winter said...

I'm sorry...you didn't stay for Jay-Z? WTF?

andy amoss said...

I know, i know. There were a couple of times when i was torn as to what to see during the festival, Jay-Z v massive attack was when i felt it most acutely, hence the special 'instead of' mention. In the end the number of massive attack tracks i wanted to see and my mood and energy levels by that time is what swung it - simple maths. It was a great show, but i do regret it costing me Jay-Z (who, after much rumourising about which special guests he'd have) declared himself his own special guest. How brilliantly arrogant! I'm my own special guest too.

andy amoss said...

Sorry, i meant to sign off with 'that's WTF, mo-fo!'

Sean Winter said...

I think I will follow the HOVA's example and re-enter life at NBC with the announcement "I am Sean Winter and I am f*****g awesome!" - what do you think?

andy amoss said...

Hahahahahaha. I'll respond with pistol fingers aloft and 'brrrrrupp brrrrrrrupppp' noises if you like. Anne will love it.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realise there was a HipHop-English dictionary on sale - when I was youth working the yp had a word for white boys like you...

andy amoss said...

oh that still exists, but you can't use it, it's racist.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't the fuss less about having a rapper and more about it being a rapper whose best days are long behind him (and was always overrated) headlining? They've had rap before and if they'd asked Saul Williams, Sage Francis or Aesop Rock, and if they hadn't been headlining, I don't think anyone would've batted an eyelid.

andy amoss said...

No, i understood the discussion to be fairly squarely around having a hip-hop act headlining, not just headling, but headlining the Saturday night slot. They had plenty of other hip-hop acts there this year, the problem with Jay-Z (overrated or not) was that he was the centre piece of the whole festival, and 'isn't hip-hop getting ahead of it's station here?' being the question.

One of the other comments that Grant Marshall made was that the question was essentially a racist one. I see how his point works and i see how it doesn't, but he was coming from the angle of having heard comments about throwing bananas on stage. That angle does colour things somewhat.

Richard Ashcroft served to put Jay-Z back in hip-hop's place too, by opening the verve's set with "This is a shout out for Jay-Z for putting in a BIG performance last night (to which there were some boos)... but this is rock n' roll!"

Glen Marshall said...

I'd like to emphasise it was GRANT Marshall.

Was Amy Winehouse as rubbish live as she was seemed to be on TV.

You only carried your body-weight - I hope the others with you at least carried a decent amount of stuff.

andy amoss said...

dunno, i wasn't there. Kelly said she was ok, though not up to any kind of high (get it?) standard. Justin was there with one of his mates, this was because his mate had said "we'd better see her before she dies".
re. my body weight: get lost tubby.

Mimosa said...

Nice commentary!